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Other Cops by Sam Pink

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Sam Pink

Other Cops

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My friend Mack

quit being a cop

because he couldn't arrest

other cops.

Now he hangs out

at his shop

fucking with

small pieces of metal

and talking to himself.

This happens to everyone

eventually.

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Other Cops by Sam Pink

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Words by

Sam Pink

3.12.2025
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Other Cops by Sam Pink

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Sam Pink

3.12.2025
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Other Cops by Sam Pink

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Words by

Sam Pink

3.12.2025
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Other Cops

‍

My friend Mack

quit being a cop

because he couldn't arrest

other cops.

Now he hangs out

at his shop

fucking with

small pieces of metal

and talking to himself.

This happens to everyone

eventually.

Credits

Sam Pink 's books include Person, The No Hellos Diet, Hurt Others, Rontel, Witch Piss, and The Garbage Times/White Ibis. His writing has been published widely in print and on the Internet and translated into other languages. He currently lives in Michigan and sells paintings from instagram.com/sam_pink_art.

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